female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
(Source: babefield, via pastorurie)
If she brings a pizza to bed.
Wife her up
*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity*
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
(Source: pheberoni, via thegrandstory)
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
(Source: luceum, via jeynegrey)