ZOMBIE MERMAIDS FIGHTING SHARKS CAUSE THEY’RE BLEEDING. ZOMBIE MERMAIDS EATING THE SAILORS THEY SING TO THEIR DEATHS.
ZOMBIE MERMAIDS HAVING REALLY BAD SINGING VOICES BUT NO ONE CAN TELL CAUSE THEY’RE SIRENS.
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
this is fucking it. this is fucking it, do you think this is funny? do you think this fucking dog shibe meme is funny? you fuckers say you hate memes, yet you love this piece of shit. this shit is a meme. if you type shibe into google search one of the suggestions is shibe meme. this shit has its own category on knowyourmeme.com. you are all a bunch of meme loving fucks. i swear to god. i’m gonna get this website shut down. this is not funny. i rather get set on fire than see one of these again. take your stupid dog memes and shove them up your assholes. i’m deleting my blog
(Source: team-bear-arms, via thealib)
do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it